@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

Maybe he has actual crocs for feet. But I'll give you Ramona and hammer toes.

I sure don't want them.

Hey Tim: Knock knock

Come in.

No...wait...I mean the other one

Who is it?

You came so close.

Let's pretend you said, "Who's there?"

Now I say: Water

Oh Man...I KNEW I should have bought flood insurance. Now my basements going to be wrecked.

You joke is confusing to me.

You do realize that if you were in front of me right now you would get tickled so hard you might lose control of your faculties?

When did I EVER give you the impression that I was in control of my faculties?

Oh alright: Hi water do you want a bucket or just sit in the sink?

Water Who? Wasn't that where Napoleon met his defeat? Was it because he was wearing water moccasins instead of crocs? Was he having problems with da feet?

Enquiring minds want to know.

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

Maybe he has actual crocs for feet. But I'll give you Ramona and hammer toes.

I sure don't want them.

Hey Tim: Knock knock

Come in.

No...wait...I mean the other one

Who is it?

You came so close.

Let's pretend you said, "Who's there?"

Now I say: Water

Oh Man...I KNEW I should have bought flood insurance. Now my basements going to be wrecked.

You joke is confusing to me.

You do realize that if you were in front of me right now you would get tickled so hard you might lose control of your faculties?

When did I EVER give you the impression that I was in control of my faculties?

Oh alright: Hi water do you want a bucket or just sit in the sink?

Water Who? Wasn't that where Napoleon met his defeat? Was it because he was wearing water moccasins instead of crocs? Was he having problems with da feet?

Enquiring minds want to know.

Ok, I was going to write this:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you trying to do, ruin my joke???

But then you said "da feet" and you did it again. Both foiled me and made me giggle. You're still as sharp as you were eight years ago when I stumbled upon you.

I believe at the time you were asking about Spring Peepers.

Chickens dream of the day when they can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

You have a better memory than I do.

The other side dreams of the day when the chickens will leave it alone.

@Lemons❤ said:

You have a better memory than I do.

The other side dreams of the day when the chickens will leave it alone.

The "other side" sounds like there is a tear in the space --time continuum. But as they say: Cross one street and you cross us all."

Of course there is Schrodinger's chicken. It is in a crate and you don't know if it has crossed the street or not until you open the crate. This is different from the Colonels chicken which is kept in a bucket. You don't know if it's Original or Extra Crispy until it is opened.

@Tim-Buktu said:

The "other side" sounds like there is a tear in the space --time continuum. But as they say: Cross one street and you cross us all."

Of course there is Schrodinger's chicken. It is in a crate and you don't know if it has crossed the street or not until you open the crate. This is different from the Colonels chicken which is kept in a bucket. You don't know if it's Original or Extra Crispy until it is opened.

So true. And anyone who thinks that Schrodinger's principles only apply to cats obviously hasn't read the New York Times worstseller "Almost Anything Could Be One Thing or the Other".

There's also Schrodinger's platypus. Shut one up in a box and you don't know if he's planning to sting you with his venom spur or pee on you when you finally let him out.

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

The "other side" sounds like there is a tear in the space --time continuum. But as they say: Cross one street and you cross us all."

Of course there is Schrodinger's chicken. It is in a crate and you don't know if it has crossed the street or not until you open the crate. This is different from the Colonels chicken which is kept in a bucket. You don't know if it's Original or Extra Crispy until it is opened.

So true. And anyone who thinks that Schrodinger's principles only apply to cats obviously hasn't read the New York Times worstseller "Almost Anything Could Be One Thing or the Other".

There's also Schrodinger's platypus. Shut one up in a box and you don't know if he's planning to sting you with his venom spur or pee on you when you finally let him out.

He could also "goose" you.

We once had a cat in a box. When we looked in there were a half dozen kittens.

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

He could also "goose" you.

We once had a cat in a box. When we looked in there were a half dozen kittens.

That was actually Dr. Seuss's original working title for his classic book. It was going to be "The Cat In The Box" until animal activists got ahold of it.

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

He could also "goose" you.

We once had a cat in a box. When we looked in there were a half dozen kittens.

That was actually Dr. Seuss's original working title for his classic book. It was going to be "The Cat In The Box" until animal activists got ahold of it.

Don't you hate it when animals protest? I'm driving to work and there is always some pigeon or squirrel standing in the road blocking my way-holding up signs: "Stop boxes now."

I know a box turtle who sees this as a speciest attack.

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

He could also "goose" you.

We once had a cat in a box. When we looked in there were a half dozen kittens.

That was actually Dr. Seuss's original working title for his classic book. It was going to be "The Cat In The Box" until animal activists got ahold of it.

Don't you hate it when animals protest? I'm driving to work and there is always some pigeon or squirrel standing in the road blocking my way-holding up signs: "Stop boxes now."

I know a box turtle who sees this as a speciest attack.

I'm not sure that Sugar Ray Leonard would appreciate it much either.

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

He could also "goose" you.

We once had a cat in a box. When we looked in there were a half dozen kittens.

That was actually Dr. Seuss's original working title for his classic book. It was going to be "The Cat In The Box" until animal activists got ahold of it.

Don't you hate it when animals protest? I'm driving to work and there is always some pigeon or squirrel standing in the road blocking my way-holding up signs: "Stop boxes now."

I know a box turtle who sees this as a speciest attack.

I'm not sure that Sugar Ray Leonard would appreciate it much either.

What's next-Boxing Day?

@Tim-Buktu said:

What's next-Boxing Day?

What's next is something that is long overdue. You need an avatar. As long as I have known you, you have been avatar-less Tim. Now, to some extent that has made you quite the man of mystery, but I'm ready for you to have an avatar.

Would you consider doing that for me?

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

What's next-Boxing Day?

What's next is something that is long overdue. You need an avatar. As long as I have known you, you have been avatar-less Tim. Now, to some extent that has made you quite the man of mystery, but I'm ready for you to have an avatar.

Would you consider doing that for me?

You don't like my yellow circle with the white T? I thought that was very clever.

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

What's next-Boxing Day?

What's next is something that is long overdue. You need an avatar. As long as I have known you, you have been avatar-less Tim. Now, to some extent that has made you quite the man of mystery, but I'm ready for you to have an avatar.

Would you consider doing that for me?

You don't like my yellow circle with the white T? I thought that was very clever.

It's just that an avatar would give me a little more of a window into who you are. I know there's far more to you than crawdads and brownie hoarding.

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

@Lemons❤ said:

@Tim-Buktu said:

What's next-Boxing Day?

What's next is something that is long overdue. You need an avatar. As long as I have known you, you have been avatar-less Tim. Now, to some extent that has made you quite the man of mystery, but I'm ready for you to have an avatar.

Would you consider doing that for me?

You don't like my yellow circle with the white T? I thought that was very clever.

It's just that an avatar would give me a little more of a window into who you are. I know there's far more to you than crawdads and brownie hoarding.

I'm a biological life form just like anyone else. I have document that show residence in this country. What more needs to be said.

Oh look! a song about crawdads:

Crawdad Song