Now as you were saying Tim, "Crocs are shoes that you can wear in the water. A moccasin is a shoe. Therefore, a water moccasin is a shoe that you can wear in the water. If it bites you, you might want to get a bigger size."
Do you ever read italics with a British accent due to their formal appearance? If not, you should.
If you were bitten by an H2O moccasin you'd HAVE to get a bigger shoe because your foot would be swolled up.
And now the on topic part of this post: Sheldon had feet.
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Tim-Buktu 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 01 日 4:04下午
When did I EVER give you the impression that I was in control of my faculties?
Oh alright: Hi water do you want a bucket or just sit in the sink?
Water Who? Wasn't that where Napoleon met his defeat? Was it because he was wearing water moccasins instead of crocs? Was he having problems with da feet?
Enquiring minds want to know.
tmdb60465904 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 01 日 4:41下午
Ok, I was going to write this:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you trying to do, ruin my joke???
But then you said "da feet" and you did it again. Both foiled me and made me giggle. You're still as sharp as you were eight years ago when I stumbled upon you.
Tim-Buktu 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 01 日 6:48下午
I believe at the time you were asking about Spring Peepers.
Chickens dream of the day when they can cross the road without their motives being questioned.
tmdb60465904 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 01 日 6:55下午
You have a better memory than I do.
The other side dreams of the day when the chickens will leave it alone.
Tim-Buktu 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 9:21上午
The "other side" sounds like there is a tear in the space --time continuum. But as they say: Cross one street and you cross us all."
Of course there is Schrodinger's chicken. It is in a crate and you don't know if it has crossed the street or not until you open the crate. This is different from the Colonels chicken which is kept in a bucket. You don't know if it's Original or Extra Crispy until it is opened.
tmdb60465904 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 10:07上午
So true. And anyone who thinks that Schrodinger's principles only apply to cats obviously hasn't read the New York Times worstseller "Almost Anything Could Be One Thing or the Other".
There's also Schrodinger's platypus. Shut one up in a box and you don't know if he's planning to sting you with his venom spur or pee on you when you finally let him out.
Tim-Buktu 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 10:13上午
He could also "goose" you.
We once had a cat in a box. When we looked in there were a half dozen kittens.
tmdb60465904 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 10:32上午
That was actually Dr. Seuss's original working title for his classic book. It was going to be "The Cat In The Box" until animal activists got ahold of it.
Tim-Buktu 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 10:41上午
Don't you hate it when animals protest? I'm driving to work and there is always some pigeon or squirrel standing in the road blocking my way-holding up signs: "Stop boxes now."
I know a box turtle who sees this as a speciest attack.
tmdb60465904 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 10:52上午
I'm not sure that Sugar Ray Leonard would appreciate it much either.
Tim-Buktu 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 3:41下午
What's next-Boxing Day?
tmdb60465904 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 4:44下午
What's next is something that is long overdue. You need an avatar. As long as I have known you, you have been avatar-less Tim. Now, to some extent that has made you quite the man of mystery, but I'm ready for you to have an avatar.
Would you consider doing that for me?
Tim-Buktu 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 4:56下午
You don't like my yellow circle with the white T? I thought that was very clever.
tmdb60465904 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 4:59下午
It's just that an avatar would give me a little more of a window into who you are. I know there's far more to you than crawdads and brownie hoarding.
Tim-Buktu 的回复
于 2023 年 08 月 02 日 8:18下午
I'm a biological life form just like anyone else. I have document that show residence in this country. What more needs to be said.
Oh look! a song about crawdads:
Crawdad Song