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Unlikely things you'd like to hear in "The Big Bang Theory"
posted by wonder2wonderSTAFFMOD on February 7, 2020 at 4:19 PM
With all the silly dialogue, there are things that will - probably - never be said on the show.
Give it a try and think of what you'd like to hear them say.
And remember, there might also be underage viewers reading this, so please "Behave yourselves!" 
For example:
Sheldon: "You're right Amy. I'm too old for 'Soft Kitty'. I never want to hear it again."
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on March 2, 2020 at 12:43 PM
Bernie: I would never sabotage the career of one of my co-workers.
Reply by Knixon
on March 2, 2020 at 2:25 PM
BZZZT! She DID say that! Even if not in those exact words.
Reply by MurphAndTheMagicTones
on March 3, 2020 at 1:17 PM
Uh, got let go from that. And a few other jobs.
Working on new employment.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on March 4, 2020 at 8:47 PM
Priya: By no means am I a love-the-one-you’re-with kind of girl.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on March 8, 2020 at 12:44 PM
Sheldon: "Stuart tell me all about the new Superman comic."
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on March 10, 2020 at 12:42 PM
Dale: I loved working at the Comic Book Store because returns were easy-peasy.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on April 29, 2020 at 1:18 PM
Beverly: I greatly admire Mary Cooper for her religious fanaticism.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on May 2, 2020 at 1:50 PM
The HR Lady: I only keep soft drinks and bottled water in my office cabinet.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on September 19, 2020 at 1:11 PM
Howard's TV commercial selling robotic arms: "You buy one, get one free!"
Reply by wonder2wonder
on November 20, 2020 at 11:53 AM
After the wedding in bed, Sheldon whispers these sweet words in Amy's ears:
"Amy, I have a confession to make. I have an eight year old daughter. Her mother, Kathy, and I are still in touch with each other."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on December 4, 2020 at 1:29 PM
Tyson to Sheldon: "Pluto is officialy reinstated as a planet."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on August 25, 2021 at 4:14 PM
Sheldon: "Next Comic-Con I'll be dressed as a Minbari."
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on August 26, 2021 at 3:58 PM
Amy: “Kripke, I hope you will be available to sing at all our anniversary celebrations.”
Reply by wonder2wonder
on August 26, 2021 at 7:41 PM
Sheldon: "Oh Penny, it's Monday, make me French toast."
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on August 31, 2021 at 12:22 PM
Zack: "Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared."