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Unlikely things you'd like to hear in "The Big Bang Theory"
posted by wonder2wonderSTAFFMOD on February 7, 2020 at 4:19 PM
With all the silly dialogue, there are things that will - probably - never be said on the show.
Give it a try and think of what you'd like to hear them say.
And remember, there might also be underage viewers reading this, so please "Behave yourselves!" 
For example:
Sheldon: "You're right Amy. I'm too old for 'Soft Kitty'. I never want to hear it again."
Reply by Knixon
on February 18, 2022 at 4:58 PM
The answer to that one, of course, is easy and obvious.
Reply by Knixon
on February 18, 2022 at 6:19 PM
Actually I was thinking more that Zack is so dumb he couldn't tell one hole from another.
(And for anal, pulling out isn't necessary anyway.)
Reply by Knixon
on February 18, 2022 at 7:34 PM
No, just obviously anal doesn't get anyone pregnant.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on February 22, 2022 at 4:08 AM
Amy: "Indiana Jones is indispensable in the outcome of the story."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on March 11, 2022 at 7:25 AM
Sheldon and Amy: "Our baby is from Mars."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on April 4, 2022 at 9:23 AM
Bernadette: "I collect Funko Pops."
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on April 4, 2022 at 2:09 PM
Penny: Amy's "Funko Pop" costing over five times more than mine is as it should be.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on April 13, 2022 at 6:09 AM
Sheldon: "Penny, oatmeal day is now French toast day."
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on April 14, 2022 at 11:12 AM
Penny: I'm not worried about getting sick...I’ve had both my
and a
!
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 11, 2022 at 4:54 PM
Raj: "Do you know what I did last summer?! Last summer I spent the night with Summer and Summers."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 20, 2022 at 4:53 PM
Penny: "Leonard, now that we are married, I have something to confess. I'm really a spy with an undisclosed IQ higher than yours, and I have been monitoring you and Sheldon since I was your neighbour."
Reply by Knixon
on May 20, 2022 at 6:43 PM
Is that where they're going with "The Flight Attendant" or something?
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 20, 2022 at 6:54 PM
In "The Flight Attendant" she is only a civilian asset for now, keeping an eye on her assigned mark. Who knows, one day she might be more than that. One common factor is that both Penny and Cassie like to drink, and I don't mean water.
Reply by Knixon
on May 20, 2022 at 8:06 PM
I did figure that reference must have been about The Flight Attendant, because I don't think she's had any other role as a "secret agent."
But I never watched TFA, is it turning out that she was doing that all along, or did that come later?
Because, you know, actually either way, it sounds like something of a rip off of the great series "Pan Am." Which also involved stewardesses acting as undercover agents.
Actually, since Kaley played a powerful witch in the last season of Charmed, I also think about that sometime: Penny cast a love spell on Leonard, or something. Or maybe Leonard found her Book Of Shadows and cast a love spell on HER...
Reply by wonder2wonder
on May 20, 2022 at 9:04 PM
She was recruted at the end of season one.
I always thought that the show could have had spies, with Joyce Kim and Dennis Kim from North Korea. The secret service was already interested in Sheldon after the 'nuclear reactor' incident and even more convinced that something was going on when Leonard moved in, followed by his involvement with Joyce and the rocket fuel. Just like in "The Spy Next Door (2010)", it was clear that Penny wasn't just the innocent girl next door, who suddenly moved into the other apartment. What happened to Louie/Louise?