Vid with monkey? BRB

Contemporize, Cash.

You’re too old for dolls and you’re not a collector. Do I want to know why you want one? Blue wants to get creepy with a replica of HC.

The doll variant holds the e-guitar with love. The human variant avoids e-guitars like the plague. lol

Do you expect her to tell you the kinky stuff she’ll do to the doll?

Am I the only one who feels the doll is really looking at you?

Are we watching too many horrors? You’re turning into Robert Pattinson. Next thing you’re sleeping with knives in your hands.

Be careful with the doll. You never know where he’ll pop up next. In your bed? In the shower?

He better be watching bc I’m gonna get kinky and tease him. lol I’ll take off my clothes and then slowly pull down my undies. Wanna see more, little man? But before I reveal anything, I’ll quickly pull them back up and tell him to put a ring on it if he wants to see more.

Lots of JL variants out there. There’s a human variant that looks like a dork. Well, a very cute 4-eyed dork. Very pale too, tho.

Finally no beard. You can eat ice cream off his face.

@AnnaB said:

He better be watching bc I’m gonna get kinky and tease him. lol I’ll take off my clothes and then slowly pull down my undies. Wanna see more, little man? But before I reveal anything, I’ll quickly pull them back up and tell him to put a ring on it if he wants to see more.

He looks sane. Is hard to believe that’s the same crazy person on stage.

Nerd, not dork

Is hard to believe Mr. Cute Nerd can turn into Mr. Neanderthal when he lets himself go. Remember the pic of him lying on the floor with the laptop? OMG!

He looks like a professor with those glasses. lol Clean-shaven goes better with short hair. His hair in the Reading 2011 vid is stunning. Their should be a shirtless doll.

If the doll is real, it’d be part of A2’s anniversary promo. The Reading look is A3.